Is life drawing just for dirty perverts who want to look at stranger’s genitals? Well, I certainly hope not because that’s what my date suggested we do for our date this week.
But have I actually achieved anything? Is my name a form of profanity? Is my mum a virgin? And has my dad ever done a hard day’s work in his life?
I was in a car chase the other day, obviously, I wasn’t the one doing the chasing, bitch please, I’ve got a Dacia, the only thing I’m chasing is a parked car…
I don’t plan on kicking the bucket any time soon, (although obviously the promise of eternal oblivion will be somewhat of a relief) but I thought that it’s probably about time that I start living…
I know they couldn’t represent EVERY form of woman in just one film, but seriously, where were all the lezzies?
Hi, it’s your favourite self-defeatist lezzie nut job here… I need help again.
Obviously being a lesbian is the best thing a woman can be, but sometimes I dream of being straight…
It’s not easy losing weight while going through a breakup. I keep forgetting I’m no longer cooking for 2 so I’m eating double the dinners…