Hi Jenna, it’s me/you and I’m writing to you from the future. No, there aren’t any flying cars but there was a pandemic, we have a few wars going on, and our water bill just went up. But other than that it’s alright…
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If you’re just dying to be my Valentine because you’ve heard how funny I am, how good I am in …
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Does she think that I also have abs? I don’t have abs! I mean, I do actually have abs, as in abdominal muscles; it’s …
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I am not responsible for other people’s happiness My breasts are sisters, not twins
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I can’t wear a rainbow armband because of my religion… but hey, check out my gambling sponsor! Footballers, LGBT rights, …
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Are you a sad and lonely lesbian? Sucks to be you! But that’s beside the point. What you need to …