I can’t quite believe that you asked me to have sex with you all those years ago.
Does anyone else find it difficult to control themselves when they find out that someone close to them is a massive Tory?
In my 20’s I took 0 risks, hardly went out, turned my strengths into weaknesses and ate a lot of
You may think that being a fat blobby hippo is a bad thing, but you’re
Of course I want you, a straight man, to join me and my girlfriend, that’s the only reason why I became a lesbian, to get more
Lesbian bed death is an actual thing, people deny it and say it doesn’t exist, but it