Like chlamydia, giving to charity is contagious so the more we all tell each other about our donations the more people will donate
I’m a fat depressed lesbian and here are my successes (there’s not many) and epic fails (there are so many) of dating women
It’s easy to spot a group of lesbians because they’ll all be dressed like men, wearing comfortable shoes and sporting short hair cuts. But why do lesbians have short hair?
You may think that Windsor is full of royals, tourists and a fuck load of swans. And you’d be right, the place is bloody full of them.
I don’t want to seem like the most selfish prick on earth, but when can I go on holiday again?
You know those people who are all wanky and go to Bali to practice meditation and wellness and stuff. Well, I did that for my 30th birthday and it was bloody smashing.