I was in a car chase the other day, obviously, I wasn’t the one doing the chasing, bitch please, I’ve got a Dacia, the only thing I’m chasing is a parked car…
I don’t plan on kicking the bucket any time soon, (although obviously the promise of eternal oblivion will be somewhat of a relief) but I thought that it’s probably about time that I start living…
I know they couldn’t represent EVERY form of woman in just one film, but seriously, where were all the lezzies?
Hi, it’s your favourite self-defeatist lezzie nut job here… I need help again.
Obviously being a lesbian is the best thing a woman can be, but sometimes I dream of being straight…
It’s not easy losing weight while going through a breakup. I keep forgetting I’m no longer cooking for 2 so I’m eating double the dinners…
What do you do with your sex toys after a breakup? This was just one of the many questions I had when my partner and I recently split…
I can’t have kids. I mean physically I can, but mentally, CHRIST NO, why on earth would anyone want to put themselves through that?