21Mar
Coronavirus Cancelled My Wedding
The Coronvirus has cancelled our wedding. This week I have found myself at a new low that Jenna from a couple of week’s ago had no idea existed.
29Dec
Dear The First Guy Who Asked Me To Have Sex
I can’t quite believe that you asked me to have sex with you all those years ago.
10Dec
That Awkward Moment When Someone Votes Tory
Does anyone else find it difficult to control themselves when they find out that someone close to them is a massive Tory?
26Nov
Oh Great, I’m Turning 30
In my 20’s I took 0 risks, hardly went out, turned my strengths into weaknesses and ate a lot of dough.
15Nov
Being Fat Is Great
You may think that being a fat blobby hippo is a bad thing, but you’re wrong!
18Sep
“No, I don’t have a flannel shirt” and other lies lesbians tell
Of course I want you, a straight man, to join me and my girlfriend, that’s the only reason why I became a lesbian, to get more D