I can’t wear a rainbow armband because of my religion… but hey, check out my gambling sponsor! Footballers, LGBT rights, and a whole lot of hypocrisy
Are you a sad and lonely lesbian? Sucks to be you! But that’s beside the point. What you need to do is join some lesbian dating apps! Here’s some seriously unhelpful tips…
It’s been 3 minutes and you’ve not replied… You are now dead to me. Even if you were on fire and I had just drunk 12 gallons of Pepsi Max, I would still not piss on you. Because, as I said, you are dead to me.
“Why do lesbians dress like men?” people scream at me while I’m shopping at the Army Outfitters. Well, here is why…
A funny love letter to my girlfriend who is in no way imaginary and has definitely not driven me straight from the dating scene into an asylum
As a lesbian, it’s a shame I’ll never marry a man—mainly because you guys earn more. I could really use a breadwinner so I could stay home… eating bread.
You’re a lesbian, which is a big red flag because how are you going to mess with my head if there’s an actual possibility that you’d be interested in me?
A homophobic man from a homophobic cult said something homophobic. In other news, water is wet and the sky is blue.