Who got lucky last night? Jenna got lucky last night!

Do I pick a coping mechanism that expenses my organs or my bank balance?

I wouldn’t say that I’m done with living, but I’d like to take a wee hiatus on this whole “being …

I’ve never been a fan of poetry. I always thought it was just some wanky rubbish that boring people pretend …

I’d rather drink bin juice than enter the ladies’ singles tournament again.

Yes, but only if you bribe people with it so that they’ll love you and never leave