It’s not easy losing weight while going through a breakup. I keep forgetting I’m no longer cooking for 2 so I’m eating double the dinners…

What do you do with your sex toys after a breakup? This was just one of the many questions I had when my partner and I recently split…

I can’t have kids. I mean physically I can, but mentally, CHRIST NO, why on earth would anyone want to put themselves through that?

Dear young fresh faced Jenna, here’s a bit of friendly advice from the older you who has very much got her shit together…

My friend has decided that I need to hurry the fuck up and look for you, but I’m far too busy and important for that…

I’ve been seperated from my ex-fiance for three months now and it’s finally time to put my big girl pants on…

I was in a car chase the other day, obviously, I wasn’t the one doing the chasing, bitch please, I’ve got a Dacia, the only thing I’m chasing is a parked car…