I think that we should all keep wearing masks even after this Covid bollocks is done, and here’s why:
I’m so angry today, and not just the normal amount of rage like when I punch the steering wheel because some BMW prick has cut me up on a roundabout. I’m talking the kind of rage when I get cut up by some BMW prick and then I get out of the car and start punching my face through his front windscreen.
Is Bodiam Castle just a bit lump of old rock with an expensive car park and cafe? Well, kind of, but there’s also a gift shop.
It wasn’t that long ago that a woman coming out as a lesbian would be a career-ender. I’m talking about celebrities and famous people, not us mere peasants, seriously, who…
Like chlamydia, giving to charity is contagious so the more we all tell each other about our donations the more people will donate
I’m a fat depressed lesbian and here are my successes (there’s not many) and epic fails (there are so many) of dating women
It’s easy to spot a group of lesbians because they’ll all be dressed like men, wearing comfortable shoes and sporting short hair cuts. But why do lesbians have short hair?