Going to Bali for my 30th birthday
You know those people who are all wanky and go to Bali to practice meditation and wellness and stuff. Well, I did that for my 30th birthday and it was bloody smashing.
My parent’s 45th wedding anniversary
It’s my parent’s 45th wedding anniversary today. They split up over 28 years ago, but still, I like to remind them of that happy day when they decided to marry and then eventually have my brother (a curse) and me (a blessing).
Coronavirus Cancelled My Wedding
The Coronvirus has cancelled our wedding. This week I have found myself at a new low that Jenna from a couple of week’s ago had no idea existed.
6 Reasons Why I Wish I Was Straight
Obviously being a lesbian is the best thing a woman can be, but sometimes I dream of being straight.
Dear The First Guy Who Asked Me To Have Sex
I can’t quite believe that you asked me to have sex with you all those years ago.
travelling when you’re a big lesbian
The 2nd question I ask myself before going to a new country (after “can I afford it?”) is “Is it ok to be a big fat lesbian there?”
