I can’t wear a rainbow armband because of my religion… but hey, check out my gambling sponsor! Footballers, LGBT rights, and a whole lot of hypocrisy
Are you a sad and lonely lesbian? Sucks to be you! But that’s beside the point. What you need to do is join some lesbian dating apps! Here’s some seriously …
It’s been 3 minutes and you’ve not replied… You are now dead to me. Even if you were on fire and I had just drunk 12 gallons of Pepsi Max, …
“Why do lesbians dress like men?” people scream at me while I’m shopping at the Army Outfitters. Well, here is why…
A funny love letter to my girlfriend who is in no way imaginary and has definitely not driven me straight from the dating scene into an asylum
As a lesbian, it’s a shame I’ll never marry a man—mainly because you guys earn more. I could really use a breadwinner so I could stay home… eating bread.