Trump wanted to build a wall to keep the Mexicans out and I’m too scared to grow my rose bush in case it encroaches on my neighbour’s garden and they see it as an act of war.
As soon as Lockdown 2.0 was over we jumped in the car and drove to Devon where we stayed in a lodge that had a private hot tub, yes, we are fancy bitches.
Obviously being a lesbian is the best thing a woman can be, but sometimes I dream of being straight…
When I was growing up there were little to no famous lesbians that I knew about. Sure, I’d heard about some woman in America called Ellen, but that was it.…
This year I’ve lost friends, they’ve not died, they’ve just buggered off. I’ve lost guinea pigs, they didn’t bugger off, they actually died and I’ve lost weight. Lolz, jokes, who the hell has lost weight in 2020?
Find it hard to stop yourself from slaughtering people just before your period? Same. Here are a few tips that can help you survive PMT without killing.
We should continue to wear masks after Covid has buggered off to a) hide my double chin and b) protect us “resting bitch faces” from judgment