If you’re just dying to be my Valentine because you’ve heard how funny I am, how good I am in the sack, or how big my bank balance is (two …
Jenna
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Does she think that I also have abs? I don’t have abs! I mean, I do actually have abs, as in abdominal muscles; it’s just you can’t see them under the layers of cheeseburgers, …
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I can’t wear a rainbow armband because of my religion… but hey, check out my gambling sponsor! Footballers, LGBT rights, and a whole lot of hypocrisy
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Are you a sad and lonely lesbian? Sucks to be you! But that’s beside the point. What you need to do is join some lesbian dating apps! Here’s some seriously …
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It’s been 3 minutes and you’ve not replied… You are now dead to me. Even if you were on fire and I had just drunk 12 gallons of Pepsi Max, …
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“Why do lesbians dress like men?” people scream at me while I’m shopping at the Army Outfitters. Well, here is why…