I don’t want to seem like the most selfish prick on earth, but when can I go on holiday again? I know that there’s a horrendous pandemic going on but it’d still be going on whether I’m having a panic attack in my living room or sipping on a piña colada while floating down a lazy river like something from a Wham music video.
You know those people who are all wanky and go to Bali to practice meditation and wellness and stuff. Well, I did that for my 30th birthday and it was bloody smashing.
They’re not together anymore but I like to remind them of that happy day when they decided to get married and eventually have my brother (a mistake) and me (a blessing)
The Coronvirus has cancelled our wedding. This week I have found myself at a new low that Jenna from a couple of week’s ago had no idea existed.
Obviously being a lesbian is the best thing a woman can be, but sometimes I dream of being straight.
I can’t quite believe that you asked me to have sex with you all those years ago.