I’ve never been a fan of poetry.
I always thought it was just some wanky rubbish that boring people pretend to like in order to sound smart.
I’ve never been a fan of poetry.
I always thought it was just some wanky rubbish that boring people pretend to like in order to sound smart.
I’d rather drink bin juice than enter the ladies’ singles tournament again.
Yes, but only if you bribe people with it so that they’ll love you and never leave
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