Obviously being a lesbian is the best thing a woman can be, but sometimes I dream of being straight.
I can’t quite believe that you asked me to have sex with you all those years ago.
Does anyone else find it difficult to control themselves when they find out that someone close to them is a massive Tory?
In my 20’s I took 0 risks, hardly went out, turned my strengths into weaknesses and ate a lot of dough.
With the #MeToo movement you would’ve thought that men would be more careful when it comes to making jokes and comments about sexism and sexual harassment, but no.
You may think that being a fat blobby hippo is a bad thing, but you’re wrong!