A funny love letter to my girlfriend who is in no way imaginary and has definitely not driven me straight from the dating scene into an asylum
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As a lesbian, it’s a shame I’ll never marry a man—mainly because you guys earn more. I could really use a breadwinner so I could stay home… eating bread.
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You’re a lesbian, which is a big red flag because how are you going to mess with my head if there’s an actual possibility that you’d be interested in me?
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A homophobic man from a homophobic cult said something homophobic. In other news, water is wet and the sky is blue.
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It’s mental health awareness week. Have we all been aware? Shit, I’ve been too busy binge-eating myself stupid to be aware.Â
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When going on a first date, one must, of course, hide their crap tattoos, shortcomings and unfavourable personality traits. But what else?