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The Diary of a Lesbian Spinster

An unhinged look at love, loneliness and being single

Life as a single person started very anxious, very panic attack, very Jenna-needs-to-go-to-an-asylum.

Several years later, Jenna is still single.

Is she now excellent at it? Has she become Queen of the Spinsters, finally able to fill her own hole, metaphorically and, of course, physically?

The Diary of a Lesbian Spinster is a collection of honest, darkly funny, and occasionally unhinged personal essays from the frontlines of lesbian spinsterhood.

Join her on a journey towards thriving as a spinster, while also trying not to become a touch-starved psychopath who names houseplants after her exes.

The Weight is (Finally) Over eBook

The Weight is (Finally) Over

An informative, yet funny weight loss book

Like every year, my New Year’s resolution last year was to lose weight. However, unlike every other bloody year, I did it…

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Screwed Up, Slimmed Down

My Year of Breaking up and Breaking Down (Dark Comedy Memoir)

A darkly funny memoir about mental health, lesbian breakups, and guinea pigs.

Dark Comedy Novel about Suicide

The Suicides

Dark comedy fiction novel

From pissed off, failed suicide victim to reluctant Angel of Death, Sandra has discovered a new passion for assisted suicide.

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How To Be A Lesbian

Short comedy guide

This satirical book is full of helpful (and sometimes not so helpful) tips and anecdotes on how to be a lesbian.