The 2nd question I ask myself before going to a new country (after “can I afford it?”) is “Is it ok to be a big fat lesbian there?”
Does anyone else find it difficult to control themselves when they find out that someone close to them is a massive Tory?
In my 20’s I took 0 risks, hardly went out, turned my strengths into weaknesses and ate a lot of dough.
With the #MeToo movement you would’ve thought that men would be more careful when it comes to making jokes and comments about sexism and sexual harassment, but no.
You may think that being a fat blobby hippo is a bad thing, but you’re wrong!
Of course I want you, a straight man, to join me and my girlfriend, that’s the only reason why I became a lesbian, to get more D