When going on a first date, one must, of course, hide their crap tattoos, shortcomings and unfavourable personality traits. Otherwise, how is anyone ever going to like you?
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The woman at the gym offered me her last chocolate – that’s basically a marriage proposal, right?
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A good bra is like a good friend, supportive, reliable and constantly touching your boobs.
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I went on a date with my “dream woman”. It turns out that the criteria for my “dream woman” is …
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But have I actually achieved anything? Is my name a form of profanity? Is my mum a virgin? And has my …
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I don’t plan on kicking the bucket any time soon, (although obviously the promise of eternal oblivion will be somewhat …