The woman at the gym offered me her last chocolate – that’s basically a marriage proposal, right?
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A good bra is like a good friend, supportive, reliable and constantly touching your boobs.
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I went on a date with my “dream woman”. It turns out that the criteria for my “dream woman” is …
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But have I actually achieved anything? Is my name a form of profanity? Is my mum a virgin? And has my …
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I don’t plan on kicking the bucket any time soon, (although obviously the promise of eternal oblivion will be somewhat …
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I know they couldn’t represent EVERY form of woman in just one film, but seriously, where were all the lezzies?