travel

I don’t plan on kicking the bucket any time soon, (although obviously the promise of eternal oblivion will be somewhat of a relief) but I thought that it’s probably about time that I start living…

I’ve been seperated from my ex-fiance for three months now and it’s finally time to put my big girl pants on…

This year I’ve lost friends, they’ve not died, they’ve just buggered off. I’ve lost guinea pigs, they didn’t bugger off, they actually died and I’ve lost weight. Lolz, jokes, who the hell has lost weight in 2020?

Is Bodiam Castle just a bit lump of old rock with an expensive car park and cafe? Well, kind of, but there’s also a gift shop.

You may think that Windsor is full of royals, tourists and a fuck load of swans. And you’d be right, the place is bloody full of them.

You know those people who are all wanky and go to Bali to practice meditation and wellness and stuff. Well, I did that for my 30th birthday and it was bloody smashing.