I’ve just turned 34, which means that yes, I’ve outlived Jesus, but have I actually achieved anything close to him?
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I was in a car chase the other day, obviously, I wasn’t the one doing the chasing, bitch please, I’ve …
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I don’t plan on kicking the bucket any time soon, (although obviously the promise of eternal oblivion will be somewhat …
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I know they couldn’t represent EVERY form of woman in just one film, but seriously, where were all the lezzies?
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Hi, it’s your favourite self-defeatist lezzie nut job here… I need help again.
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My friend has decided that I need to hurry the fuck up and look for you, but I’m far too …