Hi Jenna, it’s me/you and I’m writing to you from the future. No, there aren’t any flying cars but there was a pandemic, we have a few wars going on, and our water bill just went up. But other than that it’s alright…
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I am not responsible for other people’s happiness My breasts are sisters, not twins
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Are you a sad and lonely lesbian? Sucks to be you! But that’s beside the point. What you need to …
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It’s been 3 minutes and you’ve not replied… You are now dead to me. Even if you were on fire …
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As a lesbian, it’s a shame I’ll never marry a man—mainly because you guys earn more. I could really use …
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A homophobic man from a homophobic cult said something homophobic. In other news, water is wet and the sky is …