6 Reasons Why I Wish I Was Straight
Obviously being a lesbian is the best thing a woman can be, but sometimes I dream of being straight.
Tag: comedy
Oh Great, I’m Turning 30
In my 20’s I took 0 risks, hardly went out, turned my strengths into weaknesses and ate a lot of dough.
“No, I don’t have a flannel shirt” and other lies lesbians tell
Of course I want you, a straight man, to join me and my girlfriend, that’s the only reason why I became a lesbian, to get more D
Why I Came out as Bisexual Instead of a Lesbian
When I was younger I came out as bisexual. What? But Jenna I thought you were a full-on doughnut bumper?
A lesbian walks into a bar…
For those of you who might not know how lesbians pull women when they go out to gay bars, let me paint you a picture, it’s quite the scene.
I Like My Women Like I Like Dogs…
I like my women like I like my dogs: licking my face after they’ve licked their own genitals