Are you a sad and lonely lesbian? Sucks to be you! But that’s beside the point. What you need to do is join some lesbian dating apps! Here’s some seriously …
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It’s been 3 minutes and you’ve not replied… You are now dead to me. Even if you were on fire and I had just drunk 12 gallons of Pepsi Max, …
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As a lesbian, it’s a shame I’ll never marry a man—mainly because you guys earn more. I could really use a breadwinner so I could stay home… eating bread.
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A homophobic man from a homophobic cult said something homophobic. In other news, water is wet and the sky is blue.
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When going on a first date, one must, of course, hide their crap tattoos, shortcomings and unfavourable personality traits. But what else?
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I can’t have kids. I mean physically I can, but mentally, CHRIST NO, why on earth would anyone want to put themselves through that?