It’s my parent’s 45th wedding anniversary today. They split up over 28 years ago, but still, I like to remind them of that happy day when they decided to marry and then eventually have my brother (a curse) and me (a blessing).
Obviously being a lesbian is the best thing a woman can be, but sometimes I dream of being straight.
In my 20’s I took 0 risks, hardly went out, turned my strengths into weaknesses and ate a lot of dough.
Of course I want you, a straight man, to join me and my girlfriend, that’s the only reason why I became a lesbian, to get more D
When I was younger I came out as bisexual. What? But Jenna I thought you were a full-on doughnut bumper?
For those of you who might not know how lesbians pull women when they go out to gay bars, let me paint you a picture, it’s quite the scene.