comedy

I was in a car chase the other day, obviously, I wasn’t the one doing the chasing, bitch please, I’ve got a Dacia, the only thing I’m chasing is a parked car…

I don’t plan on kicking the bucket any time soon, (although obviously the promise of eternal oblivion will be somewhat of a relief) but I thought that it’s probably about time that I start living…

I know they couldn’t represent EVERY form of woman in just one film, but seriously, where were all the lezzies?

Hi, it’s your favourite self-defeatist lezzie nut job here… I need help again.

I can’t have kids. I mean physically I can, but mentally, CHRIST NO, why on earth would anyone want to put themselves through that?

Dear young fresh faced Jenna, here’s a bit of friendly advice from the older you who has very much got her shit together…