Obviously being a lesbian is the best thing a woman can be, but sometimes I dream of being straight.
In my 20’s I took 0 risks, hardly went out, turned my strengths into weaknesses and ate a lot of dough.
Of course I want you, a straight man, to join me and my girlfriend, that’s the only reason why I became a lesbian, to get more D
When I was younger I came out as bisexual. What? But Jenna I thought you were a full-on doughnut bumper?
For those of you who might not know how lesbians pull women when they go out to gay bars, let me paint you a picture, it’s quite the scene.
I like my women like I like my dogs: licking my face after they’ve licked their own genitals