WTF? I’ll be salt and pepper down there? My vagina will have a silver lining? I’ll have grey lady whiskers?

I went on a date with my “dream woman”. It turns out that the criteria for my “dream woman” is …

Is life drawing just for dirty perverts who want to look at stranger’s genitals? Well, I certainly hope not because …

But have I actually achieved anything? Is my name a form of profanity? Is my mum a virgin? And has my …

I was in a car chase the other day, obviously, I wasn’t the one doing the chasing, bitch please, I’ve …

I don’t plan on kicking the bucket any time soon, (although obviously the promise of eternal oblivion will be somewhat …