I Like My Women Like I Like Dogs…

by Jenna
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Dogs and lesbians

I like my women like I like my dogs: licking my face after they’ve licked their own genitals

I like my women like I like my dogs: judging my friends by the scent of their arse

I like my women like I like my dogs: going fucking ape shit after a bath

I like my women like I like my dogs: butt scooting across the carpet after not wiping their arse properly

I like my women like I like my dogs: suffering from extreme separation anxiety from me AND ME ALONE

I like my women like I like my dogs: someone who waits for my approval before taking the biscuit off her face

I like my women like I like my dogs: watching me on the toilet when I’m having an intense poo

I like my women like I like my dogs: someone who can never share any of my chocolate OR THEY WILL DIE

I like my women like I like my dogs: just tilting their head when I talk bollocks rather than trying to restrain me and calling the centre

I like my women like I like my dogs: choosing to hump a teddy when they sense that I’m not feeling my sexiest (which is like, never, I’m always feeling sexy bbz)

I like my women like I like my pugs: gorgeous to me, but ugly to everyone else

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