Most of my friends are in their 50’s but I don’t normally feel the age gap, apart from when I’m complaining about my period pains and they’re complaining about their lack of pelvic floor control – but we were in the pub the other day and we started talking about grey hairs when suddenly one of them laughed and said “You just wait until you get your first grey pube, Jenna”.
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