A good bra is like a good friend, supportive, reliable and constantly touching your boobs.
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WTF? I’ll be salt and pepper down there? My vagina will have a silver lining? I’ll have grey lady whiskers?
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I went on a date with my “dream woman”. It turns out that the criteria for my “dream woman” is …
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Is life drawing just for dirty perverts who want to look at stranger’s genitals? Well, I certainly hope not because …
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But have I actually achieved anything? Is my name a form of profanity? Is my mum a virgin? And has my …
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I was in a car chase the other day, obviously, I wasn’t the one doing the chasing, bitch please, I’ve …