When going on a first date, one must, of course, hide their crap tattoos, shortcomings and unfavourable personality traits. Otherwise, how is anyone ever going to like you?
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I can’t have kids. I mean physically I can, but mentally, CHRIST NO, why on earth would anyone want to …
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The woman at the gym offered me her last chocolate – that’s basically a marriage proposal, right?
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WTF? I’ll be salt and pepper down there? My vagina will have a silver lining? I’ll have grey lady whiskers?
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I went on a date with my “dream woman”. It turns out that the criteria for my “dream woman” is …
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Is life drawing just for dirty perverts who want to look at stranger’s genitals? Well, I certainly hope not because …