Does she think that I also have abs? I don’t have abs!
I mean, I do actually have abs, as in abdominal muscles; it’s just you can’t see them under the layers of cheeseburgers, doughnuts and beer.
I did actually see this woman’s profile before she liked me and I decided that she was too hot for me. She’s not a supermodel or anything, but she’s buff… like… she looks great. I mean GOD DAMN, does she look good.
But I’m chubby, and as a chubby chubster, I don’t want to date someone who is going to make me feel like a honking great lump of lard.
I’ve been on a date with a flat-stomached woman before, and actually, she wanted a second date, so thin people are clearly not put off by my blubber.
Not to boast or anything, but there’s actually been at least three flat-stomached ladies who have wanted second dates… They can’t get enough of the blub.
No, but seriously… When you’re brought up in a world where you’re conditioned to think you’re “less than” because you’re fat, then you start to believe it. If me and Abs Woman were to meet in real life, would she look down on me when she sees that I am in fact, not an adonis?
Is she going to be disappointed and think that I’m somehow beneath her?
Maybe I’m judging myself (and her) too harshly here, but I’ve met thin people before, and I’d say that at least 40% of the ones in my life have made some sort of comment about fatties like myself.
Obviously, that doesn’t mean every thin person will be like that. Christ, maybe I should just go for it…
She’ll probably end up like most other people on Hinge, where we’ll exchange two messages and then I’ll never hear from her again.
Maybe it would be good for me actually, as the people around me very influence me–if I hung out with alcoholics who like to steal cars, then I’d probably have myself a ruined liver and a new beemer–so maybe someone with actual real-life abs will turn me into a super hot babe.
Also, this woman is banging hot, has a lovely smile and liked me first, which are all green flags.
Sod it, I’m going to like her back and immediately compliment her on her prominent abdominal muscles.
Too weird?
Well, if my lack of abs doesn’t put her off, my weirdness surely will.