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Is Bodiam Castle just a bit lump of old rock with an expensive car park and cafe? Well, kind of, but there’s also a gift shop.

You may think that Windsor is full of royals, tourists and a fuck load of swans. And you’d be right, the place is bloody full of them.

It’s well known that William Shakespeare was born and lived in here but it’s nice that the town hasn’t gone overboard with that fact. Oh wait, it has.

It’s a great place to buy a burner phone or a broken laptop that no longer has a keyboard but Birmingham market is not good for much else.

Villages The New Forest is made up of lots of little villages, all very pretty but all very conservative. Brockenhurst is the main bus and train interchange whereas Lyndhurst is…

Exeter Highstreet The ancient city of Exeter in Devon is based along the River Exe (hence the name) and dates back to the Roman era. The city is full of  big chain and…