You may think that being a doughnut bumper is fantastic and the best thing a woman could be, and you’d be right but you’d also be wrong. There are many bad things about being a lesbian, there’s the haircuts, the scene queens and the cost of Super Dry clothing – it all adds up. Here are the top 7 things that you non-lezzas don’t have to put up with like us lezzas do:
For those who ask why we have #InternationalWomensDay here are just a few reasons why.
Just because I’ve never liked makeup, handbags and the opposite sex, doesn’t mean that I have always known that I was a todger dodger.
Sitting on the work surface of a kitchen in a studio apartment is a fruit bowl filled to the top with wonderful juicy fruit. But not all of the fruit are happy, it looks as if the oranges are trying to leave the fruit bowl.
The mother enters the house to find her daughter standing in the hallway holding a bucket of red paint.
Mum: Tabitha, what on earth do you think you’re doing?!
Raven is a 15-year-old goth who is currently in the middle of a disagreement with her mother outside the local community centre where a ballet class is currently in session.