It’s been 3 minutes and you’ve not replied… You are now dead to me. Even if you were on fire …

A funny love letter to my girlfriend who is in no way imaginary and has definitely not driven me straight …

As a lesbian, it’s a shame I’ll never marry a man—mainly because you guys earn more. I could really use …

You’re a lesbian, which is a big red flag because how are you going to mess with my head if …

A homophobic man from a homophobic cult said something homophobic. In other news, water is wet and the sky is …

It’s mental health awareness week. Have we all been aware? Shit, I’ve been too busy binge-eating myself stupid to be …