If I’m showcasing my ample assets, that’s me letting you know that I’m a bit of a Shag-around-Sharon!
For those of you who might not know how lesbians pull women when they go out to gay bars, let me paint you a picture, it’s quite the scene.
Obviously being a lesbian is the best thing a woman can be, but sometimes I dream of being straight…
I like my women like I like my dogs: licking my face after they’ve licked their own genitals
I thought my depression would’ve stayed at home while I went on my “Brits Abroad” style vacay, but no, it came along for the ride…
The darkness was proper in me tonight, and no I don’t mean that 00’s rock band who believed in a thing called love.
I don’t like to boast but I did a 10k run for charity this morning, and what did you do?