If I’m showcasing my ample assets, that’s me letting you know that I’m a bit of a Shag-around-Sharon!
For those of you who might not know how lesbians pull women when they go out to gay bars, let me paint you a picture, it’s quite the scene.
Obviously being a lesbian is the best thing a woman can be, but sometimes I dream of being straight…
I like my women like I like my dogs: licking my face after they’ve licked their own genitals
I thought my depression would’ve stayed at home in pissy West Sussex rather than joining me on my “Brits Abroad” style vacay, but no, it came along for the ride.
The darkness was proper in me tonight, and no I don’t mean that 00’s rock band who believed in a thing called love.