It’s mental health awareness week. Have we all been aware? Shit, I’ve been too busy binge-eating myself stupid to be aware.
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When going on a first date, one must, of course, hide their crap tattoos, shortcomings and unfavourable personality traits. But …
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Oh dear, we were a mess last night weren’t we? Shots on a Monday, asking the guy at McDonald’s if …
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Obviously, there are no differences between men and women because gender is a social construct and time is an illusion …
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I can’t have kids. I mean physically I can, but mentally, CHRIST NO, why on earth would anyone want to …
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The woman at the gym offered me her last chocolate – that’s basically a marriage proposal, right?