Are you a sad and lonely lesbian? Sucks to be you! But that’s beside the point. What you need to do is join some lesbian dating apps!
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It’s been 3 minutes and you’ve not replied… You are now dead to me. Even if you were on fire …
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A funny love letter to my girlfriend who is in no way imaginary and has definitely not driven me straight …
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As a lesbian, it’s a shame I’ll never marry a man—mainly because you guys earn more. I could really use …
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You’re a lesbian, which is a big red flag because how are you going to mess with my head if …
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A homophobic man from a homophobic cult said something homophobic. In other news, water is wet and the sky is …