It’s been three minutes and you’ve not replied… You are now dead to me. Even if you were on fire and I had just drunk 12 gallons of Pepsi Max, I would still not piss on your burning body.
Because, as I said, you are dead to me.
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A funny love letter to my girlfriend who is in no way imaginary and has definitely not driven me straight …
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As a lesbian, it’s a shame I’ll never marry a man—mainly because you guys earn more. I could really use …
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You’re a lesbian, which is a big red flag because how are you going to mess with my head if …
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A homophobic man from a homophobic cult said something homophobic. In other news, water is wet and the sky is …
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It’s mental health awareness week. Have we all been aware? Shit, I’ve been too busy binge-eating myself stupid to be …