- Of course I want you, a straight man, to join me and my girlfriend, that’s the only reason why I became a lesbian, to get more D
Lesbian bed death is an actual thing, people deny it and say it doesn’t exist, but it does.
We all know that gay men like to bum but no one really knows how lesbians have sex.
Like the hot guy from Queer Eye said in one episode, “food is medicine” – sure, this quinoa and avocado skinny salad may make me feel smug, but rubbing this deep-fried chocolate doughnut over my body before shoving it in my mouth is going to shut my depression up for AT LEAST 5 minutes.
I am asked how us lesbians have sex at least 38 times a day, so to clear this mystery up I’m going to tell you exactly how we do it.
A Bishop has told a group of kids that gay people exist because pregnant women pass on their desire of anal sex. Lolz.