In my 20’s I took 0 risks, hardly went out, turned my strengths into weaknesses and ate a lot of dough.
With the #MeToo movement you would’ve thought that men would be more careful when it comes to making jokes and comments about sexism and sexual harassment, but no.
You may think that being a fat blobby hippo is a bad thing, but you’re wrong!
Of course I want you, a straight man, to join me and my girlfriend, that’s the only reason why I became a lesbian, to get more D
Lesbian bed death is an actual thing, people deny it and say it doesn’t exist, but it does.
We all know that gay men like to bum but no one really knows how lesbians have sex.