satire

A funny love letter to my girlfriend who is in no way imaginary and has definitely not driven me straight from the dating scene into an asylum

I am not responsible for other people’s happiness My breasts are sisters, not twins

We should continue to wear masks after Covid has buggered off to a) hide my double chin and b) protect us “resting bitch faces” from judgment

Of course I want you, a straight man, to join me and my girlfriend, that’s the only reason why I became a lesbian, to get more D