Hi Jenna, it’s me/you and I’m writing to you from the future. No, there aren’t any flying cars but there was a pandemic, we have a few wars going on, and our water bill just went up. But other than that it’s alright…
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Are you a sad and lonely lesbian? Sucks to be you! But that’s beside the point. What you need to …
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A funny love letter to my girlfriend who is in no way imaginary and has definitely not driven me straight …
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As a lesbian, it’s a shame I’ll never marry a man—mainly because you guys earn more. I could really use …
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When going on a first date, one must, of course, hide their crap tattoos, shortcomings and unfavourable personality traits. But …
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The woman at the gym offered me her last chocolate – that’s basically a marriage proposal, right?