A funny love letter to my girlfriend who is in no way imaginary and has definitely not driven me straight from the dating scene into an asylum
lesbian
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As a lesbian, it’s a shame I’ll never marry a man—mainly because you guys earn more. I could really use a breadwinner so I could stay home… eating bread.
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When going on a first date, one must, of course, hide their crap tattoos, shortcomings and unfavourable personality traits. But what else?
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The woman at the gym offered me her last chocolate – that’s basically a marriage proposal, right?
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A good bra is like a good friend, supportive, reliable and constantly touching your boobs.
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I went on a date with my “dream woman”. It turns out that the criteria for my “dream woman” is somewhat lacking…