How To Be A Lesbian – A Short Comedy Guide
“Such a funny read – literally belly laughed through it. Raw, real and hilarious insight into the world of coming out and living your life as a lady lover”
– Louise M, Somerset
This satirical book is full of helpful (and sometimes not so helpful) tips and anecdotes on how to be a lesbian.
Things you will discover in this book:
- What to wear
- Why lesbians dress like men
- Which one is the man
- How to interact with other lesbians
- How to deal with homophobic people
This guide is suitable for:
New lesbians – hello and welcome
Old lesbians – hello and nice to see you again
And non-lesbians who want to find out how we have sex – hello and either a) stop asking me or b) skip right ahead to Chapter 7 to find out for yourself.