Welcome to these incredibly serious and literary travel blogs. Ok, that’s bollocks… Welcome to these honest and humorous travel blogs (that’s better), taking you around the UK, the world and on some rather exciting activities. E.g. Playtime with pygmy goats.
Is Bodiam Castle just a bit lump of old rock with an expensive car park and cafe? Well, kind of, but there’s also a gift shop.
You may think that Windsor is full of royals, tourists and a fuck load of swans. And you’d be right, the place is bloody full of them.
You know those people who are all wanky and go to Bali to practice meditation and wellness and stuff. Well, I did that for my 30th birthday and it was bloody smashing.
Well, I say it was a “day” at the spa but it was more like two hours because who the hell can afford an ENTIRE day at the spa?
I went to Salou and was surrounded by kebabs, burgers, English people and lots of Russians, God I love Spain. So much culture.
When in Rome you should just keep saying “When in Rome” because people really like that and don’t find it irritating at all…
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