travelling when you’re a big lesbian
The 2nd question I ask myself before going to a new country (after “can I afford it?”) is “Is it ok to be a big fat lesbian there?”
Life & Travel
Dear Depression: Fuck Off M8, I’m me holidays
I thought my depression would’ve stayed at home while I went on my “Brits Abroad” style vacay, but no, it came along for the ride…
Funny Shit My Mother Says On Holiday
It’s difficult to know how to respond when your mother tells you that “in the throes of passion with a man you just don’t look at his willy”.
What Is Salou in Spain really Like?
I went to Salou and was surrounded by kebabs, burgers, English people and lots of Russians, God I love Spain. So much culture.
What is Rome in Italy Really Like?
When in Rome you should just keep saying “When in Rome” because people really like that and don’t find it irritating at all…
Spending a Weekend in Venice, Italy
The 1st thing that surprised me about Venice was that there are 0 roads, just canals. You may think that I am a complete berk, and you’d be right.
What is Lake Como in Italy Really Like?
Lake Como is really beautiful but a little lacking in atmosphere. Think of a beautiful model who is sizzling hot but has and zero bantz.
Our big Lesbian Road Trip to Scotland
What do you get if you get 4 lesbians from England, stuff them in a car and drive them up to Scotland?
