As soon as Lockdown 2.0 was over we jumped in the car and drove to Devon where we stayed in a lodge that had a private hot tub, yes, we are fancy bitches.
Travel
Is Bodiam Castle just a bit lump of old rock with an expensive car park and cafe? Well, kind of, but there’s also a gift shop.
You may think that Windsor is full of royals, tourists and a fuck load of swans. And you’d be right, the place is bloody full of them.
I don’t want to seem like the most selfish prick on earth, but when can I go on holiday again?
You know those people who are all wanky and go to Bali to practice meditation and wellness and stuff. Well, I did that for my 30th birthday and it was bloody smashing.
The 2nd question I ask myself before going to a new country (after “can I afford it?”) is “Is it ok to be a big fat lesbian there?”