We should continue to wear masks after Covid has buggered off to a) hide my double chin and b) protect us “resting bitch faces” from judgment
Comedy & Satire
Does anyone else find it difficult to control themselves when they find out that someone close to them is a massive Tory?
In my 20’s I took 0 risks, hardly went out, turned my strengths into weaknesses and ate a lot of dough.
You may think that being a fat blobby hippo is a bad thing, but you’re wrong!
If I’m showcasing my ample assets, that’s me letting you know that I’m a bit of a Shag-around-Sharon!
Sitting on the work surface of a kitchen in a studio apartment is a fruit bowl filled to the top with wonderful juicy fruit. But not all of the fruit…