Raven is a 15-year-old goth who is currently in the middle of a disagreement with her mother outside the local community centre where a ballet class is currently in session.
6am: Wake up feeling like an absolute God before going into the bathroom and shouting “legend” at myself in the mirror.
It’s not always easy being a Labour voter, it’s a lot like supporting the country’s football team, you want to wish them well but you know that they’re just a bunch of complete berks.
You may think you know how to be English but let me tell you, it’s not all tea and Tories, sometimes it’s tits and treacle.
Being a waitress/waiter is some nasty-ass business, even the most people-loving person will end up preferring a root canal on every tooth in their head.