Does anyone else find it difficult to control themselves when they find out that someone close to them is a massive Tory?
In my 20’s I took 0 risks, hardly went out, turned my strengths into weaknesses and ate a lot of dough.
You may think that being a fat blobby hippo is a bad thing, but you’re wrong!
If I’m showcasing my ample assets, that’s me letting you know that I’m a bit of a Shag-around-Sharon!
Sitting on the work surface of a kitchen in a studio apartment is a fruit bowl filled to the top with wonderful juicy fruit. But not all of the fruit are happy, it looks as if the oranges are trying to leave the fruit bowl.
The mother enters the house to find her daughter standing in the hallway holding a bucket of red paint. Mum: Tabitha, what on earth do you think you’re doing?!