Joys of being a woman
dating portal frauen kostenlos As a woman I have the joy of bleeding from my genitals every month; and as a lesbian who doesn’t want kids this monthly occurrence is pointless and quite frankly, bloody annoying. Life can be a bit unfair for women, we have periods, we have babies, we have the menopause. All something to look forward to.
order metformin pharmacy It’s nice that I can choose whether to have a baby or not, the answer is no! Obvs. But making me a crazy bleeding bitch every month as some sort of punishment for not getting pregnant is fucked up.
http://tjez.gob.mx/perdakosis/6317 So I have come up with a list of things that are just as pointless, redundant and damn right stupid as giving a lesbian who doesn’t want kids a period. Read fast for maximum fun times.
List of pointless things in life:
http://euromessengers.org/?biodetd=www-optionyard&96b=17 • Decaff coffee
• A monk with a high sex drive
• A nun with a high sex drive
• The Lib Dems
• Nipples on men
• Shoe umbrellas
• A fish with wings
• Turning the radio down when approaching a roundabout
• Tapping the top of a can before opening it
• Being offended by Piers Morgan
• Being offended by Katie Hopkins
• A quadriplegic race car driver
• Nigel Farage
• Donald Trump’s presidency
• Frankie Boyle’s swear box
• The Palestinian peace process
• Russell Brand’s “revolutionary theory”
• Nigel Farage’s face
• Those Samaritan help posters at the train stations
• Non-alcoholic beer
• Donald Trump’s face
• This list
• My dad telling me to press ctrl + alt+ delete to fix my iMac
• A blind guide dog
• Donald Trump’s hair piece
• Winning the X factor
• Pre-peeled fruit in plastic wrapping
• Supporting the Scotland football team (oh look a football joke, how pleasing)
• And finally… Donald Trump
What is the point?
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