1) Which one wears the trousers?
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2) Which one is the man?
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3) How do you know that you’re a lesbian if you’ve never had sex with a man?
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4) Would you like a threesome with a bloke?
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5) Do you hate men?
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6) Don’t all lesbians hate men, burn their bra and have hairy armpits?
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7) Why do you dress like men?
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8) How do you have sex?
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9) You’re too pretty to be a lesbian
No one has ever said this to me, bastards
10) Who’s going to have the baby?
It depends who’s the most hungry
11) Will you use a sperm bank or a friend?
If we wanted a baby then I think we’d discuss it first and then decide which route to go down. But don’t worry I’ll keep you posted.
12) I’ve had enough of men, maybe I should become a lesbian
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